Guys, here we all are. This is my first podcast. I mean I have fought the whole

podcast scene for so long because I am a renegade and I do have a warrior renegade spirit much like Uma Thurman in Kill Bells 1 and 2.

However, I want to be loved and I want to fit in so here I am throwing my fedora in the

ring and saying live live from New York just kidding we're in Los Angeles, but honestly guys, what an honor to have you listening.

Thank you so much for tuning in.

My podcast is basically going to be this.

It's called, Call Chelsea Perretti as you know by now.

What's going to happen is people are just going to call in. Now this first episode, it's going to be a wild card. I'm just going to take the temp and see what kind of people are out there.

Are they lovers? Are they haters? You know, how can I defeat them? How can I embrace them? Things like that.

But future episodes will have themes you know and

people can call in and kind of sound off on different themes but this is the podcast

where you're the star.

At least that's what I'm saying to get people involved.

But essentially I will be since my name is in the title.

What if I died right now?

Anyhow, I'm sitting here drinking coffee.

I have coffee cranking through my system,

as I say on Twitter all the time and I will be quoting myself from Twitter

constantly because if I don't who will the hundreds of thousands of

followers.

Thanks for listening so far. I hope I seem likable. Anyhow, here's a little song that I whipped up with my friend Cool Cojak

about the coffee which is currently cranking through my

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