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epp. This is going to be a crazy season. I am going to treat this like a season because I really want to feel that I have a television show.

We had a spate of excellent callers last time and this time should be no exception. I told everyone, listen, I'm going to announce the

topic when you call and what I've decided to do because I cannot commit to a topic is do a roving series of topics and just tell each

call or a different topic because I like lying I like hiding I like deception secrets and I cannot commit to one thing

So hopefully that will result in some entertaining calls

my real deep, deep joy in this world is to

entertain others and I hope I'm able to do that this time. I have found the Baha'i faith in the interim, just kidding. But seriously I do have a deep

spirituality and I hope that comes through in all the calls. I have high hopes for this one and I hope I don't disappoint you.

That's my greatest fear is your disappointment. Just that look of disappointment on your faces.

That's what I just try to run for. just that look of disappointment on your faces.

That's what I just try to run from in all my creative endeavors.

So, let's see what we got.

The topic is water?

is water?

The topic is water?

Like what kind of water?

Like, Fuji or Smart water or vitamin water?

What's your favorite?

I like vitamin water lemonade with zero calories because I can trick my body into thinking it has nutrients of it.

It's yours.

I like that one too.

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