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This is top flight time machine I am Andy Dawson

I am Andy Dawson I'm Sandal. We're talking like results but

results but's inside our fucking minds. We have been infested by the soul of

results but and I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why that is that's because in our

prediction league that little fucker has had a hell of a weekend and me and you

have had a bad weekend. I got zero points from our five predicted matches and you got just two points and results but I've got four points.

That fucker. What's he going to be like now? I already seen him in the sun on Sunday,

stepping out with one of those birds off of Love Island.

Yeah.

I saw him stumbling out of some fucking club in the Cheshire area.

I was going to see you see you see a stepping out but it's more of a kind of a shuffle isn't it that he does?

Yeah. Well he sort of almost glides along on his wheels.

Yeah.

But she was tottering next to him in her heels.

I can't remember which one it is.

I don't know whether it's Danny Dye's daughter or which one.

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