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T.F. Time Machine, I'm probably gonna come round and blind you.

All right. I'm probably going to come round and blind you.

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This is top flight time machine. I'm Andy Dawson,

He is. I'm Sam Delaney.

And this is part two of our Odyssey in a Roy Keynes book,

the second half from 2014.

We've reached the point where it's coming to the end at Manchester United for Roy, isn't it?

He's had the Portuguese Villa Al-Gav thing that run running with Carlos Quares. He's confessed to the fact that he finds it

difficult to relax because there's a discipline to relaxation that he can't quite handle.

And we're at the point now where he did the video with M.U. TV after Middlesbroughton, Manchester Night 4.1.

There was, um... we did skip out the incident in the tunnel with Vieira,

which he goes through.

I mean, obviously it's quite a big part of that because he's like you know they're in the tunnel before my new arsenal

and I mean it goes on for pages so I'll skip through some bits he goes

I've forgotten my captain's armband so I turned to go back to the dressing room Go down lads I'll be with you in a minute I forgot on my armband. I went back past their own players.

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