From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, Georgia, this is obscure season four in American tragedy.

I'm your host, your friend, your ear lover, and literary, Mansplainer in chief,

Michael Ian Black, about to depart for exotic Jacksonville Florida, where the wife and I have

a appointment. Well, you just have to go down there a couple hours away we got to go down there

come back tomorrow. It's an overnight stay there in Jacksonville and maybe you're thinking oh what's there to do in

Jacksonville while you're there nothing nothing there's nothing to do there I mean I

guess there's probably what a beach or something like that what am I an asshole going to go sit on a beach or something like that? What am I an asshole?

Gonna go sit on a beach?

Come on. That's not my style, you know that.

So we'll probably go down there,

accomplish our chore, get some dinner, whatever, spend the night, do whatever we have to do the

following day and return home.

It'll be a, but you know, we'll get to spend some time together which is nice for us

considering that neither of us have jobs and so we see each other every

fucking second of the day so that'll be nice for us to spend some time together

speaking of jobs I don't know if I did I did

allude to another secret mission that I was to go on. I went up to New York a week and a half and a go now.

I don't know what it was, a little while ago,

to try to secure for myself a new television job.

And those efforts have succeeded. I do have a new job which I cannot announce just yet because you know it hasn't been the deal's not finalized it's not public so I

can't I can look what what am I gonna do break the news embargo give all of

you an exclusive?

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