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Radio 2's Confessions

The Fake Tan Confession and other tales...

Radio 2's Confessions

BBC

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4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In an extended podcast, Simon and Jo are joined by Bobbie to hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes T's fake tan faux-pas, Dave's autograph no-no, Bob the handyman's toilet trouble and Lucy Royal ride. Do they deserve your forgiveness? We also hear about the confessions that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive tale from the crypt which takes us back to 2010. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with the Collective then email [email protected]

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the BBC.

0:04.7

Dear brothers and sisters,

0:06.4

all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,

0:09.5

where the saint or sinner.

0:14.0

Hello and welcome, it's another Confessions Podcast

0:16.0

from your friends at the BBC,

0:18.2

BBC Radio 2 to be more specific here in Wogan House.

0:22.0

This is where the sinful members of the public

0:24.0

and boy are their lots of you.

0:25.7

Come to tell their tales of deceit,

0:27.6

debauchery and deception,

0:29.0

and take your forgiveness from you,

0:30.4

the parish of Radio 2.

0:32.4

And before we begin,

0:33.6

I'd like you to be upstanding

0:35.0

for our newest member of the parish,

0:36.7

who appears to want to be known as Madame Jojo.

0:39.9

Are you entirely sure about that?

0:41.6

I just, I don't feel like a mother superior.

0:44.4

No. I don't feel like a sister.

0:46.2

No. I don't.

0:47.2

Madame Jojo was a place of some fruity behaviour,

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