This is the BBC.

Dear brothers and sisters, all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,

whether Saint or sinner.

Hello and welcome it's another Confessions Podcast from your dear friends at the BBC,

where all the sinful members of the public come and share their tales of deceit,

deportrian deception, boy are their loads of them.

Seeking forgiveness from you, the parish of Radio 2, we have got Sister Bobby

and are we happy with Madam Jojo?

Yes, we go with that one.

Okay, Madam Jojo is what we got.

This week's Confession, a collection includes a Brian's story, come on, smell the noise,

we have Clara's Tale, take it to the credit limit, Lily's prank, wrecking doll,

and a classic confession from the crypt featuring a first impression on the in laws.

But first we start with Ben's confession, Lanes and Boats and Pains.

Please be seated.

And this is kind of like it's a bank holiday feel, I think, to this one.

From Ben, thank you very much, Deep for this.

Simon Jones, Bobby, as the May bank holiday approaches, I feel that by confessing now,

my soul might at last be absorbed after many years of being racked by guilt.

Our family of five had taken the opportunity, the extended weekend, to go to Holland

and visit a well-known holiday park, where we spent a three-night break with another family,

doubtless having stopwaffles like as in yesterday.

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