TMS 2770: Two Big Fat Burritos

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Distinguished Toast. Reserve Poop. Is it too early for a 650 lb fish sandwich. I don't like Bukeeeeeees (lawsuit). Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog! Damn Dirty Aped it Up. Eat The Flowers Brian! He did WHAT to the shark?! Gonna Need A Bigger Broom. Fees for Food Delivery. Expensive! Not Having to Go Pick Food up. Priceless! CARRLLLLLL??? Taxes on hot brown drinks always go well. Giving the meat away. Comparing Beavers. TESTED TEAMS with Bill The Maker Duran and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:39.5	at patreon.com slash TMS. Coming up on the morning stream, Distinguished toast. Reserve poop.
0:45.7	Hey, is it too early for a 650 pound fish sandwich? I don't like Bucky's lawsuit.
0:52.7	Believe it or not, I'm healing your dog.
0:56.1	Damn dirty aped it up.
0:58.0	Eat the flowers, Brian.
0:59.1	He did what to the shark?
1:00.7	You're going to need a bigger broom.
1:02.2	Fees are for food delivery.
1:03.7	Expensive.
1:04.4	Not having to go pick up food?
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