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The Morning Stream

TMS 2810: Tasting Joey

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Rue Patties Drag Race. Ass Pic. Meat Cake. Kangaroo's on the menu, boys! I Don't Like Head Cheeeeeeeeeese! Love Me Don't. A carapace full of goo. Jug Moisture. Mister Whompass. While my Feud gently weeps. My Boy Wink. Attack of the Gelatinized Tomatoes. Bloodsport with Crackers. Wednesdays keep on humping (humping, humping) into the future. Getting turned on with Tom. It's my son with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0

Seconds. That's the difference between life and death. I've seen it firsthand, in Gaza, in Syria, in Sudan.

0:08.6

I'm Javid Abdomenem, a doctor with Medt Sins-Saint-Saint-Fontier. As conflicts continue to spread across the world,

0:14.6

it's crucial we can act fast. As an MSF doctor, I may need to stop life-threatening bleeding,

0:20.3

treat gunshot wounds or care

0:21.9

for blast victims all in a matter of seconds.

0:25.6

That's why, at Medsinsins-Enfantierre, we don't waste any time.

0:29.5

We're working in more conflict zones than you may be aware of, giving everything to give

0:33.8

people a chance.

0:35.6

Just £30 will keep our life-saving work going.

0:39.0

Please help us save more lives.

0:41.5

Because with trauma care, every second counts.

0:45.2

You can buy us vital time.

0:47.7

Please give just £30.

0:50.0

Search MSF care or call 0800-055-9-89. That's 0-800-0-5-7989.

0:55.6

That's 0800-0-5-7989.

0:59.2

Thank you.

1:02.0

A mischievous monkey and his clever rat friend built a flying coconut

1:05.8

powered by banana peels to escape the jungle and see the stars.

1:09.6

As they soared through the night sky, they laughed,

1:12.2

realized the best adventures begin with a wild idea and a loyal friend.

1:16.9

Sound fun?

1:17.9

Well, not nearly as fun as supporting this show at patreon.com slash TMS.

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