TMS 2811: Justifiable Ejection

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Energiza, It'll Surprizya, Bruce. You Get NO Waint, NO Bolth & NO Lt Yar! (v) I Need The Right IVeeeeeeeeeeee. Lysdexics Of The. World: Untie! Also, I'm Fat. Polly Wants A Ciggie. The Juggage of Peeage. More of a wagon than a streak. I Don't Give Two Figs About Wasps. Trailing Zuckerberg. Better Living Through Chemistry. Smart kids hide in the most disgusting places. My Name is... Max? Fewer Nessman. The Vegas Nerve w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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0:00.0	Enjoy cracking deals at ASDA this Easter.
0:03.4	With oyster base, overnight blonde, roll back from £10.44 to just £7.96.
0:08.8	One metre of Smyrne off on ASTA price at £18 £19.7.27.
0:12.5	And a 24 pack of refreshing diet coat was £11. Now just £7.12.
0:17.9	With these and loads more great offers, make ASDA your one-hop Easter shop.
0:22.5	That's ASTA price.
0:24.3	Select a source subject to availability,
0:26.1	Coke offer ends 23rd of April,
0:27.8	may exclude ASDA Express. Prices may vary.
0:32.1	One day, we will all live on Mars.
0:34.9	And when that happens, it will be much
0:36.9	harder to support TMS.
0:38.3	So do it now.
0:39.6	By signing up at patreon.com slash TMS.
0:42.6	Coming up on the morning stream, energize you.
0:45.4	It'll surprise you, Bruce.
0:47.0	You'll get no waint, no both, and no lieutenant y'ar.
0:51.2	I need the right IV.
0:55.3	Lisdexics of the world.
0:57.1	Untie.
0:57.9	Also, I'm fat.
0:58.8	Polly wants a siggy?
	...

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