Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 2: Meet the Toulouse-Lautrec-Montfas, du Boscs, and Tapié de Céleyrans

ArtHoles

Michael Anthony

Comedy

4.9 • 971 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2022

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

Our adventure begins with the Grandmothers, a footnoted sister, more mounted heads than fireplaces (which is saying something), and some thick-ass man-thighs. As we make our way through French history, we'll learn about why Paris was an "immense workshop of putrefaction," take the most horrifying raft ride of all time, get Gothic and emo with a spicy lady named Germaine, and ponder whose day that small newsie boy just ruined. Along the way, I mess up the same joke twice, tell an inappropriate story, and make us all do a thought experiment that, in retrospect, might not have been necessary. What did those three brothers do? When is the best time to take an unexpected hunting trip? What happens if your bird goes to hell? We'll discuss. And, we'll have a Merrrrrrry Christmas in the Languedoc. Two of them; two Merrrrrry Christmases. Yay! I swear, I'm fine. All of this is healthy. patreon.com/artholes

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0:00.0	Hello everyone and welcome back to artoles. My name is Michael Anthony and this is the
0:15.8	Art History Podcast with someone who has no business having an Art History Podcast.
0:21.2	I hope everyone's doing well and I'm happy you're back and still
0:25.3	listening after five and a half hours of insanity. I'm just glad the last
0:29.8	episode didn't scare you off and and thank you for indulging me.
0:34.4	For everyone who signed up for the Patreon, I'm extremely grateful.
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0:40.8	This is the right way to go. If you'd like to donate, the Patreon link is
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0:58.3	So if you'd like to give a one-time donation instead you can do that over at paypal and the paypal address is
1:04.8	artholes podcast at gmail dot com in those paypal confirmations they're gonna show
1:10.8	up as Cockapo Enterprises DBA Artholes Podcast.
1:14.4	So if you see Cockapo Enterprises, don't freak out, it's still me.
1:18.4	That's my company's government name.
1:20.2	Cockapoes are these giant, goofy, nearly extinct birds in New Zealand and they can't fly and their mating calls confuse each other so that's an issue.
1:30.0	They're adorable little messes. It's my favorite animal.
1:33.0	I'm still working through the merch page and the charity stuff,
1:36.0	so more to come on both fronts.
1:38.0	I didn't want to rush it and screw it up,
1:40.0	and we got to keep the show moving.
1:42.0	And as you know, it takes long enough as it is.
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