Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. This week,

Wet suit. Jason brings the case against his friend Miguel. Jason and Miguel are surfing buddies in

San Diego, California. Jason says that Miguel's favorite surfing spot is bogus. It's all party waves full of Jakes and Groms. Jason doesn't

want to compete with other surfers. He just wants to ride. But Miguel says the waves at his beach are

the sickest and tastiest. Who's right, who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the

courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference. Uh, Papa Oumau, mao, Papa Oumau, mao. Papa Oumau,

Papa Omao, mao, Papa Oumau, yeah. Papa O mao, Papa O mao, Papa O mao, Papa O mao, Papa umau mao. Yes. Papa umau mao, Papa umau mao, Papa umau mao mao. Balao. Balao,

Jesse Thorne, please swear them in. Jason, Miguel, please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to

tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? So help you, God, or whatever?

I do. Yes, I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he doesn't do sick voices like me?

I do.

Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.

Jason and Miguel, you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment on one of yours's favors.

Can either of you name the piece of culture that I referenced as I entered the courtroom. I see Jason, you are raising your hand eagerly. What was I quoting? That is

surfing bird by the animals. Whoa, you raised your hand fast for a guy who didn't even know

the name of the band.

I got the, well.

You want to guess the animals?

I'm going to guess surfing bird.

Surfing bird by the animals.

I'm going to say, okay, I said the animals.

I got to go with the animals.

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