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slash terms. One of my, let's call them privileges in life, is getting to play therapist

for my friends. I mean, sometimes I like it. Other times,

I'm just trying to chill. And I found myself in the therapist chair with a buddy last week,

except rather than sitting across from each other, we were side by side. And it was a bar stool,

not the typical wing-backed therapist chair. And also I had a beer in my hand, not a pen.

Dude, it's just that our sex drives are so different.

Oh yeah, I've heard this one before, a few times in my office

and a few times in this version of my office with said bar stools.

One of the benefits of these quote-unquote therapy sessions is,

I don't have to be a slow moving, so I just decided to cut to the chase.

Well, how often are you having sex? He shook his head side to side. No two weeks are the same.

It varies. Sometimes we are in a good rhythm and other times we aren't. Okay, so what does that mean?

Like literally, how often? I don't know, he tells me.

Sometimes it's three times in a week and then other times it's a lot. Right, I sat back.

Wait, what? Do you say three times a week? Yeah, sometimes he responded. That's the low number, I asked.

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