Berner Phone #55: Spicy Advice
Berner Phone
Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
We're back this week with another advice episode. The dialers have found themselves in some sticky situations and we're giving our unprofessional advice.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.8 | Thanks for calling the Burner phone. |
| 0:06.7 | If you leave a message after the tone, |
| 0:08.7 | we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello my little dialers. It's me and your |
| 0:25.0 | It's me and your boy de-Bish. I like how every episode you start so confidently with some intro and halfway through you realize |
| 0:31.0 | oh shit I haven't thought about what I'm going to say. |
| 0:33.0 | I just, I start talking and I figure it out as I go. |
| 0:36.7 | I'm not a pre-planner. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm in a really good mood because the US Open just started. |
| 0:42.0 | So I can't wait to watch all the matches the first week is my favorite |
| 0:45.2 | because there's so many plot lines so many storylines so many upsets by the second week it's like you kind of know. Yeah, I know we should have went this week actually |
| 0:55.9 | It's okay. Actually next year we're definitely going to the qualifiers |
| 0:59.3 | It's funny because people were telling me like oh, are you going to try to go to the finals? |
| 1:03.2 | And I'm like, the finals are, first of all, no. |
| 1:05.8 | Well, first of all, it's bad value for money because you only get one match. |
| 1:08.1 | You get one match. |
| 1:08.8 | Also, I feel like you want to watch the finals at home. |
| 1:12.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.4 | Because you could be like really focused on it. |
| 1:15.1 | And you want the commentating. |
| 1:16.3 | And I say that I did fall asleep during every final ever. |
| 1:20.5 | Yeah, if it's like a legendary match, then you wish you were there, but like, you know, |
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