Berner Phone #56: Spicy Advice Part 2

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

There were some wild and juicy messages this week. We're giving more advice about relationships, trying stand up, and ruining wedding days.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	So you've heard us talking about wonderful pistachios.
0:02.7	Definitely my favorite snack of the year. I've been eating every single flavor non-stop.
0:07.8	So is Hannah. You know, there's a lot of stress. We're talking about the Mets game in this episode. A lot of stress. I'd be stress eating.
0:15.2	Yesterday I was going hard on the smoky barbecue. Because, you know, I was never a pistachio guy because they were paying the shells are annoying
0:24.7	Wonderful pistachios no shells just more snackin less cracking and I'm a huge fan
0:32.4	How does a huge fan, Hannah's a huge fan.
0:34.0	Can't get enough of them, been going through the bags like you wouldn't believe.
0:38.0	You got to try it out.
0:40.0	Loads of great flavors, chili roasted, honey
0:42.9	roasted, sea salt and vinegar, sea salt and pepper,
0:46.0	and their newest edition, and I gotta be honest, my favorite,
0:49.4	Halapano lime.
0:50.9	I like a little bit of a kick. I like that Latin flavor. So do make sure you
0:57.5	check out wonderful pistachios. I cannot recommend these enough.
1:06.0	Hi it's Anna Burner, and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
1:08.0	If you leave a message after the tone,
1:10.0	we may have to make it into a podcast.
1:13.0	What is up my little dialers?
1:20.0	What is up my little dialers? It's time for burner phone and we had so many good questions of life advice that we are not equipped to handle.
1:31.5	So we decided to do another advice episode.
1:35.0	That's right, and we're on the road.
1:36.2	And we're on the road right now.
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