RACCOONS, DONKEYS, SOUP

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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2012

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

So many excellent callers in this historic episode: a Canadian who has a gang of pygmy goats and donkey, a girl being bullied by the “popular hoes” at her school, Chelsea's incoherent nephews, and a dude who realizes he was abused. Also! Chelsea tells the

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, we got through the sophomore slump. I got to tell you I was ready to just do the one-up and leave it at that. You know, has anyone ever done that with a podcast?
0:12.0	Still have a slight cold. Has anyone ever done that with a podcast?
0:13.0	Still have a slight cold, it's really unreal how long a cold lasts.
0:18.0	I want to go ahead and rate this intro so far.
0:25.0	What could I rate it?
0:27.0	I guess 10 out of 10.
0:46.7	Very excited to get going here. The ring tone for coffee cranking through my sis is now a veil. I couldn't be more pleased to say this. I'm going to take a... That's my iced coffee. I'm going to take a little sip right now. Ahh!
0:55.0	Ahh! Yeah. Yes motherfucker 500 degrees in the room today sunny California a really missing the Antarctic where I've never lived.
1:18.0	But I miss it.
1:19.0	You ever have that experience where you miss something you've never had such as real mutual love.
1:25.0	Chelsea,
1:30.0	spaghetti, Chelsea, Spaghetti, Chelsea, Parety, eating Spaghetti. spaghetti Chelsea
1:33.0	Peretti eating spaghetti Chelsea
1:36.0	Chelsea Peretti
1:40.0	spaghetti
1:39.0	spaghetti Chelsea
1:41.0	Chelsea Peretti eating spaghetti.
1:47.0	Chelsea spaghetti eating paretti
1:52.0	spaghetti spaghetti
1:54.8	spaghetti spaghetti
1:55.0	verrada blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
1:59.7	already
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