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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

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🗓️ 16 March 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Carmen Christopher joins Chelsea for a chaotic episode full of slime, snacks, and conspiracy theories. They talk about Manson expressions, ADHD vs. meditation, and whether slime could end wars, while Carmen’s mom mistakes Chelsea for Chelsea Handler. There’s water chugging, prank calls, limes full of boogers, and a passionate debate about soup.

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0:00.0	Hi. Oh, where are you calling from? You sound like a little hello.
0:05.4	London.
0:06.5	Oh, hello. I'm going to roll my window up. I'm calling from Sweden, but I'm Australian, and I've got sonar opinions.
0:13.5	Oh, my gosh. Okay, so I'm currently wearing a sauna hat. Can you turn this young little vixen's voice up poor favler trying to get some fun voices
0:26.3	is that any better um oh yeah it's cool so here's the deal okay cool i don't drink anymore as many know
0:37.3	i i what do i do i Okay, cool. I don't drink anymore, as many know.
0:42.6	I, what do I do to calm down?
0:43.9	How do I take the edge off?
0:47.8	Well, I'm starting to do saunas, pronounced, sauna.
0:49.6	Right?
0:52.0	Sauna, yeah, Gansurishtag.
0:56.6	They do it in Germany, Zana, and then in Sweden, they're like, Sauna.
1:00.3	You know, it's like a little softer, a little more melodic, a little more inviting.
1:06.1	And there's reasons for that, which I can go into. I have a lot of opinions about this and how it might help you.
1:12.6	I don't really want the reasons for the pronunciation differences, but I do want to know what's the proper sauna routine. No, no, I mean like
1:14.0	yeah, no, I mean the differences in
1:16.6	the like German and Swedish
1:18.8	slash Finnish routine because
1:20.7	I don't, I never want to know
1:22.7	a German routine for
1:24.7	anything. I want to know
1:26.2	the Swedish. Well, correct. Then we can put that aside. Thanks. So, um, I moved to Sweden and, uh, I
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